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शादी वह लड्डू है जो सिर्फ चूहे को ही फ्री में मिलता है!

Ek baar ki baat hai, Pappu ko uske doston ne challenge diya ki woh shehar ke sabse bade "Hoshiyar Chand" se muqabla kare. Pappu ne socha, "Dimaag toh mere paas bhi hai, bas kabhi use nahi kiya kyunki petrol mehnga hai!"

Pappu pahunch gaya Hoshiyar Chand ke ghar. Hoshiyar Chand ne ek shart rakhi, "Main tumse ek sawal puchunga, agar tumne jawab de diya toh main tumhe 1000 rupaye dunga. Lekin agar tum mujhse sawal pucho aur main jawab na de sakun, toh main tumhe 5000 rupaye dunga."

Pappu ne kaha, "Theek hai, pehle aap puchiye."

Hoshiyar Chand ne pucha, "Pappu, batao dharti se chand ki doori kitni hai?"

Pappu ne bina soche jeb se 1000 rupaye nikale aur thama diye. Usne kaha, "Mujhe nahi pata, ab meri baari."

Pappu ne pucha, "Aisi kaunsi cheez hai jo pahad par teen pairon se chadhti hai aur neeche paanch pairon se aati hai?"